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Future's bright at Simpsons Porn Games
We're not planning to rest on our laurels here: while everything that SPG has done so far is fantastic, we're nowhere near the level we want to be at. It's tough not having competition, but this ship will keep on sailing regardless of whether or not we're being chased. Next year, we're looking to introduce an MMORPG themed around The Simpsons with lots of sexual videos unlocked as rewards for completing various tasks – pretty damn cool! We also want to put together some competitions with in-game loot, T-shirts, special digital artwork and more as prizes. Stay tuned to the news section if you like the sound of any of this: we'll give you the juicy details as and when they're available.
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